You think you're an alcoholic?

I'm all for weirdness. I work at a gaming company. Good times.

I'm even occasionally for a little relaxation. A couple beers. Good times.

But one can go overboard. WAY overboard like a condo tenant in Utah did. In 8 years of living there he filled his condo with about 70,000 empty cans. Almost all of them were Coors Light. That's 24 beers A DAY for 8 years.

He'd shut off his own water and heat. The piles of silver bullets had obscured his furniture and blocked the front door. The cans were worth $800 in recycling, which I am sure pales in comparison to the cleaning bill. The mailman had never delivered mail there.

But every month a check came for the rent.

Here are some obvious questions that really have no possible answer.

• How did his liver survive on 24 beers a day?
• Why did he choose Coors Light?
• How did he avoid junk mail?
• Did he have a sense of smell?
• Why didn't he try to build something out of all those cans?

Some conclusions.

• He was being hunted by werewolves. Coors Light is one of the few things that can stop them.
• He must hate the environment.
• He had one REALLY REALLY big party for the millenium.
• He knows something about beer we don't.
• His name is Barney Gumbell.
• Or He is really David Blaine and has been training for 8 years for his next breath-holding stunt in a tub full of beer.
• He missed his childhood time at Chuck E Cheese.

If you want to see the story, check out CNN.com. Apparently there isn't anything else important going on in the world today.