Creepy McCreepums

O.
K.

So you thought "Chet Atkins of Minto" was disturbing looking. I'm beginning to think that Dean Arthur Schwartzmiller might take the cake for pure eeeevil looks. Most importantly, why do I have to encounter three articles in the past week about a crazed chainsaw fellow, a deviant child molester, and Michael Jackson (who is a little bit of both??).

CNN, I humbly submit that its time to start reporting on stuff like lollipop factories, fluffy clouds, and cute little bunnies.