Friday, September 16, 2005

News that's fit to print!


For a couple days now a news story has been rumbling around CNN's various incarnations. It really makes me wonder what producers are thinking. Picture this:

A bunch of cute, cuddly animals that are nearly-as-intelligent-as-us-so-we-learn-about-nature-from-them-better find themselves in the midst of an aquarium in the midst of a hurricane. Like most of the region, their house is destroyed. Soon they find themselves helpless, adrift in the sea and unable to fend for themselves because they have been thoroughly domesticated. Who will come to their aid? Will they recapture them in time before all the mean nasty sharks get them? How heroic those searching must be to find them in the midst of the vastness of an ocean...it's almost as noble as the quest for the Holy Grail.

And now they've found them...only rescuing the two most sickly and transporting them (not kidding) in a DolphinMobile to a Holiday Inn pool with the help of a police escort. The seas becaame too choppy to rescue the rest and we can only pray that they can survive a couple more days.

Now what, please tell me, is this doing as one of the main things in the news? Why is some news crew wasting their time with this when so many more heroic and meaningful things are going on? CNN has had a whole host of sort of tongue-in-cheek newscasts over the years, crazy did-you-know stories from across the nation. In my opinion this sort of thing really shouldn't be on the major news networks. It's too glib...flavor stories designed to make you crack a small smile. While its good to take things less seriously, its not good when professional journalists prioritize it over other more important news and investigative journalism.

Way to go flipper! You're as important news as insurance companies refusing to pay people in the NOLA area.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

500 > 416

Ye olde radio told me yesterday that the richest 500 people in the world have the same income as the poorest 416 million.
"Greed captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit." - Gordon Gekko, Wall Street

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Disaster.

Hurricane Katrina has leveled a serious blow to our nation. There was and is a catastrophic loss of life. Hundreds of thousands of people are displaced from their homes, family members, and jobs. I've spent time talking with my wife about the tragedy, watching news reports from New Orleans and the area, and thinking about it in general. There has been blame flying back and forth over what was obviously a failed prevention and relief effort. I'm happy to see that it is beginning to come around, as thousands of volunteers and millions of good people from this country put sweat and muscle to attack the situation head on. Apparently, the US public pledges around $587m in aid - more than initial donations for 9/11 and the Asian tsunami. It's clear that blame cannot lie solely in one place. While quite true that no one created Katrina. There are two inarguable facts that are going to damage the psyche of hundreds of Americans.

ONE -The President did not end his vacation to lead in a time of crisis. You can see him pictured above at the Mirage RV Resort and Country Club for "Medicare Monday" on Aug 29th. He didn't arrive on foot in the area till Sept 2nd.
TWO -The former (until last Friday) head of FEMA, Michael Brown, was unqualified and clueless.

The first fact really reminds me of this:

"I am very aware of the cameras. I'm trying to absorb that knowledge. I have nobody to talk to. I'm sitting in the midst of a classroom with little kids, listening to a children's story and I realize I'm the Commander in Chief and the country has just come under attack."

One of Bush's major draws in the election was that he was perceived as a man who will lead in a time of crisis...a "do"er...not a talker. The two times that he has been required to take decisive quick action, he has failed. Sadly, these two times are two of the most lasting tragedies in United States history. Paralyzed, aloof, or clueless: it is unclear. That he is still perceived of as a "problem-solver" and a strong leader shocks and amazes me.

What shocks me equally is that during the course of writing this post, I see the following report on CNN.com: "To the extent the federal government didn't fully do its job right, I take responsibility," Bush says. Halle-freakin-lujah. It's about time.

Regardless of his late-blame-taking, Bush's inaction has really dealt a blow to America. One of government's primary responsibilities is the protection of the people in time of crisis. We are going to be hard pressed to ignore the lack of a response from the top down to the crisis of Hurricane Katrina. The cajones of Kanye West vocalized a growing concern over an issue that will damage America. "George Bush doesn't care about black people" and other equally potent comments on the NBC telethon are telling in their outrage. People are seeing the treatment of Katrina Victims at the Civic Center and Superdome in terms of socio-economics and race. Perhaps they should. Idiotic quotes abound...but how far does the apple fall from the tree?

"What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them." - Barbara Bush

On to my second topic. How does someone without qualification come to the head of one of the most important organizations for our national security? By teaching people how to check out horses.

Its funny-in-a-weird way that the head of FEMA was forced to resign from a position as judge instructor for the Arabian Horse Association. Aristocrat? Probably. Renaissance man? I'll give him the benefit of the doubt as per my blog title. His little experience in crisis-management of any scale became abruptly clear following the hurricane.

"We just learned of the convention center – we being the federal government – today." –FEMA Director Michael Brown, to ABC's Ted Koppel, Sept. 1, 2005, to which Koppel responded " Don't you guys watch television? Don't you guys listen to the radio? Our reporters have been reporting on it for more than just today."

I bet you didn't know that the former director of FEMA was Joe M. Allbaugh. He was formerly Bush's Chief of Staff when he was Governor of Texas. Qualified! Campaign Manager for Bush's 2000 campaign. Qualified! Despite all those qualifications, he turned over the reigns to his childhood friend and OK State college roomate, Brown. Qualified!

There's a letter that comes after G...as in Gee Whiz. It's H, as in Halliburton. In March 2005, Allbaugh registered as lobbyist on behalf of Kellogg, Brown, and Root along with his wife Diane. He lobbies FEMA and other agencies on behalf of KBR and its parent company---you guessed it...the H word. Take a quick look here to read about how Halliburton and Allbaugh have been on the frontline of contracts for the rebuilding of New Orleans. Let the circle be unbroken! Novus Ordo Seclorum.

I hope that this spurs you on to think about how leaders get their positions. Why aren't presidential candidates straight-A students? Why can't we get a FEMA director who has had some semblence of crisis management?

Yeah I'm mad. It's ridiculous. F'ing ridiculous. Just watch a couple videos on iFilm to get whatever "liberal" taste you think I might have left in your mouth out and get to where I'm speaking from.

- Geraldo Rivera and Shepard Smith reporting

- Jefferson Parish President Aaron Broussard appears in an inverview on Meet the Press

- iFilm compilation

- Dodging the blame game - Scott McClellan

That's enough for now.

Monday, September 12, 2005

Tree Lightning Sponge

The miracle of all miracles is upon us. I read about this phenomena in the AFDC forums today--and can only hope that it will spread to the ends of the earth. Patient study, subtle manual dexterity, and cognitive celerity will allow those once hampered by the simple-but-elegant "3-Way SysteM' of Roshambo to break free into the greater world of RPS-15.



The website offers further explanation, if the diagram is at all confusing. Start warming up your fingers.

For further reading on Roshambo....click here.

Monday, September 05, 2005

Hi! My name is..

...John Roberts...
And I'll be your new Supreme Court Chief Justice. I'm confirmed? Heck no! People know who I am? Heck no! George Bush knows who I am? Probably not!

How in the name of all that is good in this world can someone be nominated for one of the most important judicial positions on the planet earth without going first being the step below that? Am I taking crazy pills? Maybe the same crazy pills I took when the two nominees for president weren't straight A students at the best universities our country had to offer? Why the hell not have the most qualified people for the job--the people that have the greatest range of understanding and comprehension for the task at hand?

They didn't have Jerry Lewis in charge of the Manhattan Project. This matters. This is something important. Why not have someone extremely qualified to be a job applicant for it? I know Roberts is no judicial pushover...but why not have someone who was actually ON the supreme court be a nominee for its head?

Just a question.

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Arrrgonomics

Well, its just a picture. But it speaks volumes, much like haiku...(click for a bigger view)



While plundering seas,

Pirates now use satellites

To rule o'er the web

Monday, July 18, 2005

Tales from the Crypto

I'm about halfway through Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephenson. It's a very exciting book about the historical convergence of a WWII codebreaking and protecting unit and a present-day infromation-technology company. At any rate, it includes as a part of its plot the so called "Solitaire/Pontifex" Algorithm. It's pretty neat. You can read about it here. There's a web version of it here, to prevent you from having to do it all by hand. There's also a downloadable version here.

I think it appeals to me because I went to Bletchley Park right before my senior year in high school for a special history class....and well, I love secret-agent stuff. If you like that sort of thing you can send me a message if you decrypt this. You might need to cut and paste a couple times.

Passkey: blogspot

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Onwards and upwards

While it appears that the space shuttle launch is delayed another day, I ponder exactly how amazing it is that humans have built upon their own prior knowledge to create something as complicated as a space shuttle. Sure something is bound to fail in the thousands of individual parts, but it amazes me to no end that something that complicated can be constructed in the first place from raw materials on earth.