Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Department of Dumbland Security


Ignignokt: Using a key to gouge expletives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship.

Boston Police Commissioner Edward Davis called it "unconscionable" that the marketing campaign was executed in a post 9/11 era. "It's a foolish prank on the part of Turner Broadcasting," he said. "In the environment nowadays ... we really have to look at the motivation of the company here and why this happened."

"These devices looked like a bomb."

This is what we sow when we have terror warnings and "what ifs" every night on the news. This is what constant talk of "terrorism" in our midst brings us--fearful paralysis and a lack of
imagination. This is what happens when our president doesn't talk about Katrina in the state of the union and focuses entirely on fighting terrorism.

This is a real fake bomb.


READER! WATCH OUT FOR THESE NEAR BOMBS!
(trust me, they were like sooo close to getting them--
of course they could be made into "dirty bombs"...
do I have proof? Um... I blame nameless analyst #47312344)

SADDAM'S ALUMINUM TUBES

YELLOW CAKE FROM AFRICA!
This, also, is not a bomb--it is Lite-Brite.




I think he meant to say..."Tha Bomb"




It reminds me of this, somehow.


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